Population | 7.363 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Zombie on a stick |
The Colony of Your Imagination is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, ban on automobiles, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.363 billion Your Imaginationians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Your Imaginationian economy, worth 984 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,756 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 599,215 per year while the poor average 18,484, a ratio of 32.4 to 1.
The daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris, lending money has become a major liability, political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, and job satisfaction is a luxury many Your Imaginationians can't afford. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Your Imagination's national animal is the Zombie on a stick, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Your Imagination is ranked 57,834th in the world and 3,354th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,799.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Your Imagination was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Valuable International Artwork, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Your Imagination was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Your Imagination, job satisfaction is a luxury many Your Imaginationians can't afford.
- : Following new legislation in Your Imagination, political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped.
- : Following new legislation in Your Imagination, lending money has become a major liability.
- : Following new legislation in Your Imagination, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris.
- : Following new legislation in Your Imagination, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant.
- : Following new legislation in Your Imagination, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked.
- : Following new legislation in Your Imagination, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
- : Following new legislation in Your Imagination, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Your Imaginationian Liberator".